For the ones who care more about sequence than spectacle. The “I’m Here For The Timeline” Mortavox dad hat is made for true-crime fans who track dates, alibis, and gaps in the story like it’s their job. The front features bold, stacked text with a clean Mortavox wordmark, giving it a sharp, minimal look that pairs with anything from jeans to joggers.
Made from 100% cotton twill, this hat feels soft and broken-in but is tough enough for daily wear. The low-profile, unstructured fit and self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider let you dial in the perfect, comfy fit, while the distressed finish adds that lived-in, “I’ve been deep in the case file” vibe.
Printed using Direct to Film (DTF) technology, the wide, centered graphic is designed to sit cleanly on the crown and help maintain strong adhesion over time—perfect for long binge sessions, podcast walks, or note-taking during your favorite trials.
Features:
100% cotton twill
Distressed finish for a lived-in look (distress and color may vary)
Low-profile, unstructured “dad hat” style
Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider for adjustable fit
Sewn-in label
Front print: “I’M HERE FOR THE TIMELINE” with Mortavox branding
Printed using Direct to Film (DTF) technology
Note: Small details and letters within 1/2" of seam lines can lift with DTF; this design is kept wider and centered to improve adhesion.
