Because if the timeline doesn’t add up, nothing else does.
This “I’m Here For The Timeline” mug is made for the true crime fan who pauses documentaries, rewinds podcasts, and mentally tracks every alibi and time stamp. It’s your perfect sidekick for late-night case dives, episode binges, or group chats where you’re the one saying, “Wait… that’s not when that happened.”
With a glossy finish and colored interior/handle, it looks as sharp as your questions.
Features:
Material: 100% glossy ceramic
Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 L) and 15oz (0.44 L)
12 accent colors to match your style
Colored handle and interior for a bold, polished look
High-fidelity artwork print that stays crisp
Easy-grip C-shaped handle for comfy sipping
Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you focused while you reconstruct the night, step by step.
